Today the Warrior Forum is throwing up on itself in excitement over some Amazon product referred to as AZ Crusher. I bought it for a huge sum of $18 and change. Fuck I am an idiot but there you go. You get what you pay for. I just *had* to check out the software for finding longtail keyword domains and the site builder. Holy shit is it crap. I figured it would make for a fun post and it didn’t disappoint much like their Azon Affiliate Crusher I reviewed earlier.
For the love of money every guburu with a list is exclaiming how fantastic the thing is. The comments on the offer page are glowing and I just have to wonder if I am retarded because I don’t get it. It’s like a cult of personality with these people licking the boots of their affiliate masters. Bunch of clapping moonbats.
The gist of the offer is two software products and a wad of “training” and “bonuses”.
As you may know, “curation” is the buzz word of the month. Everyone is talking about curating content onto their blog. Frankly, I have been curating shit for 5 years. Some of the best blogs and websites curate content. BFD. The AZ Site Builder no more curates content than my scrotum. It copies relevant sentences and creates a jumbled paragraph and subsequently a piece of shit webpage.
And of course the webpage it creates is a typical HTML page that anyone landing on will click out of as quickly as possible. The idea being that the thing is so much garbage that the fastest way out is via an Amazon link, ala 2004 directory generator sites.
The Longtail Domain Finder scrapes Google for keywords then checks to see if it is available as a domain. Then it helps you register it, no doubt, giving the guberus a tasty commission. Smart marketing but technically seemingly rather elementary. You don’t have the 20 seconds to take your new found keyword phrase and drop it into GoDaddy?
It has a bunch of “site traffic” videos that, really, who trusts this shit anymore? Besides it’s your typical article marketing, video, social crap you’ve seen a thousand times.
And yes there are bonuses. 1) They had a WSO a few months ago called Azon Affiliate Crusher that they are giving these new customers free access to. Fuck you old customers.
2) There is some Mindmap that nobody can figure out.
3) Something called “conversion mastery”. I can’t be bothered to even check this crap out.
4) Some keyword research guide from another website outfit. A standard Amazon affiliate guide and a super lame keyword research pack. Not sure how that works. Does everyone get the same refrigerator set of keywords and such?
5) You also get access to some Google Puss traffic package. Wonder where they got that PLR?
More? You bet. 6) A list of wiki and .edu sites which is their Google Panda and Penguin method. Oh and some tired content curation blueprint PLR PDF.
Still going. 7) An Amazon Review article pack. Might be useful but it too has been around the block a few years.
And lastly, I guess, I’m done looking, 8.) Amazon sales pages with graphics. I guess in case you find their site builder really crappy.
I am getting tired of all the products for Amazon. Is Amazon a money maker? Sure. Like most ideas for affiliate marketers it takes a lot of work to find the one site that will make you money. Most people give up way the hell before they are successful. Why people do not test ideas using Squidoo and other free sites is beyond me. They think that the next WSO is going to have the answer. No, it is going to be the answer to the marketer that wants your money and email address.
You know how salespages say “For the Price of a Medium-sized Pizza…”? Take the money and buy yourself a most delicious pizza. “For the Price of a Movie…” Yep. Go to the movies. “For the price of a latte…” Get yourself two cups. Take the dime sale money and fling it off a bridge. Glue it to the sidewalk and record the fun. Just don’t buy this WSO. Or really, any.
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