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Your Traffic Secrets 2.0 Bonus

July 15th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Having. Hard. Time. Writing. {groan} Weight of. Traffic Secrets 2.0. {grrr} Bonus emails. Too…much. Guberus {mmrrah} say it’s. The best. Thing they’ve ever. Pimped. {grrr} I think. They are full. Of shit. I’ll use my. Money for. Something else. Hope I won’t regret. {grr} I’m sure.  It’s the. Greatest. Ever. (whooo)

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9 responses so far ↓

  • Dinheiro // Jul 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    lol, this is the perfect post to describe this new “SUPER” (LOOOL) product.

  • zania // Jul 16, 2008 at 12:08 am

    Lol!
    How can you say that about “the internet marketing world’s guru of all gurus” latest release?
    (Pimped or not :) )

  • Tracey // Jul 16, 2008 at 8:12 am

    LOL. Oh, the weight of “guru pressure “!

  • Frank C // Jul 16, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    It sounds like you’re doing a Shatner voice for that one.

    I wonder how much Reese is paying all those A-Listers to promote his bowl of crapola?

  • Credit Zen // Jul 16, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    … and don’t you love the “I’m giving away half of all my valuable internet marketing material if you will just buy Traffic Secrets through my special web link”… Doh!!!!

  • Splork // Jul 16, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    That’s funny Frank. It does seem like it.

  • Internet Marketing Badger - Jennifer // Jul 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    Too funny! :)
    Somedays it seems like my poor brain is being squashed, with so many gurus lobbing promotions at me.

    Question - am I the only person who likes to buy products that consist of ONE report - and forget throwing in the kitchen sink and the crappy PLR stuff and the extra audios and videos I’ll never get around to using, anyway?

    I’m a big fan of simplicity. When a product isn’t just a report, it’s a report plus six other reports plus eighteen audios plus videos plus the neighbor’s cat thrown in when you’re not looking - that’s when I get nauseous. :)

    Jennifer

  • Jay | Wealthy Affiliate Insider // Jul 23, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    Ha aha! Yah I know what you mean. I unsubscribed from most of the Google Nemesis pimps so I didn’t get much of the Traffic Secret emails.

    Come to think of it how the hell did I get to reading this post!? Love it anyway.

  • Robert C - The Wholesale Products Guy // Jul 24, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    I maybe repeating an already understood point here, but oh well, won’t be the first time I have made pointless observations..

    But, I actually sat through a portion of one of his free videos promoting Traffic Secrets 2.0..

    While the video was the only thing that was really well produced, some of the screenshots that explained what was in his program were a smack yourself in the head laugh riot..

    I don’t remember all the exact titles, but most of it was about marketing with Social Media, the Web 2.0 environment, yada, yada.

    I mean, I think that ship has already sailed! Wow, you mean I can really make a Hub Page, and Squidoo page for free, and use my own keywords in the article or post titles?

    Just about any blog dedicated to the “Make Money” model can tell you that, well for free.

    Michelle Mchperson’s report, Socialmediadaily.com does a pretty good job in laying out a Social Media marketing strategy and that will cost you zip, zero, nada, to download.

    Not a fan, or an affiliate of anything she sells, just a point of information..

    Yes, call me Captain Obvious for pointing this out the obvious flaws in the Reese marketing program, but I don’t understand how people keep falling for these overpriced programs, again, and again.

    I understand the newbie factor is in play, but some people who have been around the John Reese merry go round once already, those on his mailing list, I am sure, come back for more.

    Amazing..

    Great blog, great post, honest as ever..

    On hale it up Splork..

    Robert C - The Wholesale Products Guy

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