Just when I thought we could get past the loss of Adsense, this happens. The Death of Internet Marketing. Thank god we have a guru willing to write a report about it and have all his JV partners pimp it out as a free report. It might make me feel alot better. The equivalent of an online eulogy. Let us pray.
For some reason though, the author, Mike Filsaime, has decided that it will only be available for a few days. Why? How can he be so callous when so many people want to know and understand about this horrific death of INTERNET MARKETING. It was…so very..young. 15, 20 years or so. How can this be?
So these things come in threes, you know. First there was Adense, now there is internet marketing. What next, dear reader? The death of blogs? Webpages? The Internet?
Frankly, I’d be glad to see IM die an unholy, merciless death. If I never have to hear about, see, read or think about these stupid, JV hyped, “free” reports again I would be happy. When does the videos start? How much? $997? $1097? What about the blog? Yes, I could do a much better job of ridding myself of this crap, but the entertainment is just too much to pass up.
Watch your wallet folks. The reaper is coming for it.
6 responses so far ↓
Sam // Nov 12, 2006 at 3:53 am
Dear Splork,
I like your sense of humor. I had a hearty laugh. These untimely deaths of our future multipe streams of income are not only disappointing and inconvenient but very expensive in the end like
Scott “Nada” guru’s Life after adSense (death) program.
Mr.”Butterfly Marketing” Filsaime is paying a dollar to his JV partners for each sucker (from their sheeple list) who requests this “free” gruesome death report.
No wonder, today so far I have had 4 Gurus, Joel, Brian, Sean and Michael beg me to get this report NOW before the butterfly flies away. Keep the funny observations coming. Sam
adam2525 // Nov 12, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Hello Splork,
True, very true.
The upside of all of this is that I get to spring clean my mailing list. Anyone, that out of the goodness of their tiny hearts sends me this link, I immediately send them an unsubscribe request.
Goodbye Joel, Goodbye Liz, Goodbye Tom, Dick and Harry.
Guru Hit Squad // Nov 13, 2006 at 12:06 am
I think that it sounds like such an excellent idea that I went out and registered a couple thousand free emails so I could sign up for it. That way once Filsaime starts shelling out serious bucks for fictitious emails we can then see the death of his overhyped nonsensical marketing styel.
I suggest everyone else do the same, and then the efficacy of such marketing will go down big-time.
Reddiance // Nov 13, 2006 at 2:19 am
I tried to get this report (on Sunday Nov 12) and I entered my email address, 2 times, 2 different emails, and I got nothing back! No confirmation email, nothing! And yet, I bet they’ve got my email address securily stored away where they can send out crap and sell my name hundreds of times.
Yea, another $997 product is coming out from ‘ol Mikey. Wasn’t he a car salesman before ? Maybe since Internet Marketing is dying (is it? I dunno, since I can’t get his “free” report) he should go back to sell cars…
max // Nov 13, 2006 at 10:06 pm
I got at least 15 mailings on this one, I too unsubscribe to all of them. Maybe they will learn that losing a name costs more than making $1 per.
Sarah Miller // Nov 16, 2006 at 6:28 pm
Yeah — I dont know — no wonder real honest internet marketing is NOT WORKING. These idiots are pulluting the internet with their ridiculous scams and then we are left to fight all kinds of SPAM and stupid eBooks in order to get our valid emails to our own customers. I am repulsed and absolutely devasted that people are falling for this CRAP. Who is buying this shit? Isn’t there are bell or whistle that goes off into people’s zombie brains that signals STUPID IDEA! DONT BUY IT AND WASTE YOUR MONEY?
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