Talking About the Web Sewers

by Splork on April 24, 2010

A conversation about the distribution of spam across the article landfills and web sewers for backlink goodness.

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{ 20 comments… read them below or add one }

Cat April 25, 2010 at 3:50 am

“…being a spammer is not the career path I had in mind…”

lol! The video makes some good points.

I try to write quality articles, so don’t feel too bad about spreading them around, but I look forward to the day when my sites get enough authority to rank well without having to spend so much time on link building.

Dave@Making Money On The Internet April 25, 2010 at 7:28 am

I don’t want to die an inglorious death online but way to make me feel even more guilty than I already do.

I doubt some directories even have 1 piece of unique content.

Oh Splork what can we do to un-pollute the web based Internet machine? Maybe the G man will soon simply dismiss any backlink that is not from…….

Kim April 25, 2010 at 10:23 am

I so needed a good laugh today. Thanks Splork, that was awesome.

Brawnydt April 25, 2010 at 12:48 pm

Bwahahaha, that’s great stuff man. So many quotable lines…

Learner April 25, 2010 at 2:56 pm

That was amazing!

Fan April 25, 2010 at 3:51 pm

Funny stuff!!

Frank C April 25, 2010 at 7:51 pm

Was… Willliam…. Shatner…. one… of the voice…. actors?

Just keep in mind the new Google mantra, “Go Big or Go Home.”

Kelly April 27, 2010 at 3:13 pm

Thank you for that video-I needed something to lift my spirits today!

Guy April 27, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Oh man, that was awesome. I’ve already watched it twice, will watch many more times.

I love it when they swear :)

Splork April 27, 2010 at 7:08 pm

Glad ya’ll dig it though I wonder if I over-did it with the cussing… Nah. I’m with you guys. It’s funny.

Robert Brents April 27, 2010 at 9:16 pm

“Get busy spamming or die an inglorious death, you fucker.”

The text-to-speech delivery only adds to the hilarity.

“IF YOU CAN TYPE, YOU CAN MAKE MOVIES.” – xtranormal.com

Could this be the death knell for Camtasia?

Splork April 28, 2010 at 7:31 am

Nah. It’s really just for entertainment purposes I think. Gurus want people to know who they are. They want you to see their real Porsche and their 2.1 million dollar home. The little robot dudes are not sophisticated enough.

But xtra might serve my purpose just fine…being the unsophisticated webhoser I am.

Jimmy May 24, 2010 at 6:38 pm

It’s hilarious because it’s so true.

jerry July 7, 2010 at 3:12 pm

its backlinks lol.

Jez September 8, 2010 at 5:18 pm

This video is a masterpiece, I gave it pride of place in my sidebar on my new splog, how I wish I had produced this… :p

Splork September 8, 2010 at 9:52 pm

Thanks Jez. I need to make another.

Jez September 9, 2010 at 3:32 am

Haha yeah you should, did you do it all off the cuff?

I tried XtraNormal after seeing your exploits, good fun, but it gets very slow at times… have not produced anything of worth with it yet but I will at some point.

You are an inspriration to us all :p

Splork September 9, 2010 at 7:33 am

XtraNormal is great, they just have capacity problems. Someone needs to buy them out and make something worthwhile out of it.

n00ti September 10, 2010 at 3:42 am

This video brings joy to my heart. I had to watch it again after finishing my 100 hubpage/100 infobarrel blitz followed with 700 articles of spammy goodness down the websewers and into the landfills.

Just for the backlinks.

We all gotta do our part to fill up the landfills.

Thanks for laughs splork.

Splork September 10, 2010 at 6:08 pm

Thanks n00ti. I commend your efforts at furthering the depths of the sewage.
In all seriousness that is a shitload of content. Nice work.

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