If you are plugged into the wonderful greasy world of affiliate marketing you are sure to have received spam email from your favorite guberu extolling the virtues of Affiliate Annihilation. My email directed me to a landing page with a photo of a Ferrari and promises of life altering goodness if I bought this product and put in 30 minutes of work a day. Folks, it’s bullshit. These Annihilation X Squeeze Bomb Affiliate Clickcrapper products are utter garbage. Do you really think for a minute that an ebook selling for $39 is going to be your ladder out of the web sewers and onto the boulevards of gold and rain clouds of money? Do a Google search on (wait for the clouds to part as you say it) —- Affiliate Annihilation. Look at all those fuckers trying to make a buck off this release. Typical stinky web sewage. Bogus reviews. New Crapbank IM ebook equals bullshit landing pages and dispersal of garbage bonus items.
Let me ask you: Do you really think it would be necessary to collect 50-75% off a $39 ebook if the tactics in the ebook were worth a shit. My email guberu showed me Crapbank numbers of thousands of dollars a day. Seven of them to be exact. If I was making $7K a day (from the ebook) the last thing I’d be thinking about is selling a $39 affiliate book (which is how they make $7k-natch). And let’s be clear. The sales(garbage)page said over 7K people would be “invited” to grab a copy of AA. But only 375 would be accepted. So why the fuck does there need to be at least 10 pages of results in Google for selling it? By my calculations these goobers are going to be fighting it out to split commissions on just around $14K in sales. And that assumes people do not do the SMART thing and click away from the offer to get their $10 discount (I HATE this dishonest shit). Because as big as this release appears to be there is no way only 375 people are being sold a copy. Unless there are only 375 dipshits who open their wallets. Every affiliate marketing training tells you to create scarcity. It’s fake. Just wait. In 3 months another ebook called Affiliate Annihilation X-treme will be released and they will talk about how thousands of people had their life altered by Version One and how it was the biggest seller in Crapbank for weeks. And how did that happen when only 375 books were dispersed to the desperate?
The only thing this offer does is annihilate your dignity. Take the money and see a movie. Buy yourself 3 new domains. Donate it to the Wounded Warrior Project. Blow your nose with it. Just stop buying these moronic products.
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Or you could use that money and put your blog on a new Theses theme. I’m still to cheap to use anything other than free themes so you’ve got me there.
Giving it to Wounded Warrior Project sounds like the best idea. You don’t know who I am but we are very similar in many ways – age, politics, sarcasm etc.
Damn straight. I’ve had Thesis for a while. I bought the developer version and use it on some blogs. Funny that I never got around to dropping it on here until now. But I really like it. Though I really haven’t built a new blog in a few months now. WWP is solid.
Haha, this is too funny. I just posted today about Turbo Profit Sniper. Another one of these ‘whoopee doopee’ products. Obviously, much better quality than the one you’re talking about because it’s software, not an ebook, and only 200 will be sold!
You know what’s really sad though? I can still remember the time when I’d have fallen hook line and sinker for that crap!
Hey Splork,
I found your blog a few days ago from Affilorama, and I really like your writing style. I haven’t heard of Affiliate Annihilation, either that or I’m just so jaded by all these over-the-top launches that just subconsciously ignore them. I guess the big lesson that it takes people a long time to learn is that making money online is boring, tedious, and definitely not glamorous.
I think there are only like 2 gurus I actually even pay attention to anymore.
Hey Susan. Never heard of that one. Yea it wasn’t that long ago when I might have given it a go as well.
Thanks for reading Clayton. I’m with you though, this shit is boring and tedious. And it stopped being fun a long time ago. But the little I do makes a skinny stack of bills so I feel the compulsion to continue.
Are you really Jesus disguised as a no bullshit blogger named Splork?
A fine discourse on the sewers. I don’t know what fools buy this gubbinz. From the first time I saw a long, vertical sales page with lots of yellow highlighting, $100s in freebies (with grossly overpriced RRP) and photos and signatures of the “happy campers” I knew I would never buy from one. Anyone who does deserves what they get.
Don, I’m much too vulgar.
Thanks for reading David. I wish I could say I was never swayed to buying crap such as this but I have. But I have learned and relay my disgust to the 4, maybe 5 people who read this mess.
I guess most people don’t want to hear what life is like down in the world of SEO landfill. They much prefer to hear about swizz gubbinz’s traffic gushers or Fishcake’s white hat SEO strategies that wont work unless you have a six figure budget. Those who dabble in the former will probably end up thinking SEO is a con; the latter will crash and burn after they spend a few grand on getting rankings for a load of non-commercial content on their site. Those who come out clean the other end will realise: crap is king for the little guy.
I purchased this shit and within 3 days I was asking for a refund.
I even purchased the videos which didn’t even work. The video page went to a parked adsense domain HOW LAME IS THAT…..
What a coincidense, after reading this I opened my mail there it is from support@dotcomsecrets.com:
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“I’ve something *AWESOME* to share with you today.
You’ve got to check out this presentation from
Anthony Jones. (don’t worry it’s not very long)
In the presentation Anthony reveals how he made
over $27,000 in 10 days using 100% free traffic
- he didn’t pay one dime!
He SHOWS you how he did it!
http://hypertracker.com/go/russbrun/AA
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That’s Russell Bronson inviting me to part with my money and be scammed. I’m new to IM and I found this guy to be one of the biggest names around and now I pretty much have an idea how he makes his millions scamming people. I opted out of his mailing list coz there are other ways of learning IM less a guru scammer.
So I see you guys figured out that much. So what does work. Apparently being a scammer is more profitable then being a consumer.
There are people making big bucks on the internet——so what is the answer to cashing in?