I Am Comparing MLM With Internet Marketing for No Reason

June 18, 2010

Has it occurred to anyone but me that affiliate marketing is just multi level marketing in the digital age? Back in the olden days before the Internet bubble popped I was involved with two MLM “opportunities”. One, pre-paid phone cards, I jettisoned the effort very quickly. The other, Primerica, I spent a little more effort [...]

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Epic Traffic Systems for Epic Spammy Delight

June 9, 2010

Email for Epic Traffic Systems dropped into my spam folder yesterday with a winning sales title so I decided to have a look. I clicked over and watched the marketing video. Your typical high def sales pitch for a new over-priced system/product that promises you traffic and riches. Groovy. You should have a look too [...]

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Screen Tappers of the World Unite in Glory – iPhone 4 Released to the Herd

June 7, 2010

Congratulations screen tappers. A new version of the iPhone is set to be released with all kinds of new lower case ‘i’ functions and applications. For you dumbshits like me who bought an iPhone not 6 months ago you are now the proud owner of basic crap. The geniuses in marketing and sales in the [...]

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Fancy Pants Meets His Match With the Web Sewer Magician

May 29, 2010

This is Memorial Day weekend in the U.S. It’s not about your bbq. It’s about men and women who died in past and present wars preserving your freedom and liberty that you could no longer give two shits about. Take a moment and think about those men and women at Lexington, Normandy, Peleliu, Chosin Reservoir, [...]

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