Kajabi. Ka-ja-bi. Kajabi, kajabi, kajabi. Ka. Ja. Bi. KaaaJaaaaBiiiiiiiiiiiii.
I’m going to build a membership site. Why, I’ll use K-aaa-jabiiiiii!
I’m going to collect emails for my list so I can spam people. Ka Ja Biiiiiiiiii!
Product launch? No problem. Lets KaJABiiiiiiiiii!
Squeeze pages? Yes. Bring it. Ka-ka-ka-ka JABBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
It’s very confusing. There are at least 20 Google pages of really cool bonuses if you buy KaaaaaaaaaJabiiiiiiiiii. The guberus are working really, really hard to get you paying that membership fee. Residual income is so KaaaaJaaaBiiiiii!
The product must be awesomely bad ass. It’s got that slick Madison Avenue-looking advertising presentation. Probably spent a cool mil just to come up with the name, Kajaaaaabi. I would love to see their lists of no-go’s. BaLabooster. Koomifoo. Doodoogoo. Jopowod. Kokeedi. Web 2.0 is full of FUN sounding brands. Could you imagine telling your spouse that you were going to town to buy a TV at Boofooki? Or that you wanted to take them to Gobofee for dinner?
Sorry, I love making fun of this name. It’s my immaturity and unwillingness to accept slick marketing campaigns and products. It’s my lack of trust in all things online particularly when they come from professional salesmen and marketers. It is my previous dealings with the owner when I asked for a refund of one his previous products and he was a complete dick about it, albeit, years ago.
There are going to be a ton of guberus trying to make a buck off this product with zero intention of actually using it. That bugs me. But it’s how they do in the wonderful slimy world of IM. I have zero need or intention of buying into this thing. Many of the inhabitants of the bowels of IM sewage will purchase the product in the vague hopes of lighting their opera pipe with century bills, only to become brainwashed into the cult of personality. Most will fail. Few will succeed as it is always written. And the guberus will continue to dance the circle jerk.
I choose to float down the web sewers in a small and inconspicuous raft. I pass the well lit yachts. The parties look fun and their mustaches are shiny. But my sewer magic reveals sheep sacrifices on the alter of residual gold. Tread lightly if invited, good sir or ma’am. My cloak rides high and my lantern is well lit as I make my way down the web sewers guided by the Lost Ball.
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Good to see that you are on the Kajabi bandwagon with all the other A-listers. Unlike them though, you forgot your affiliate link as usual. When will you learn
Kajabiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!
Hey, I’ve got a new one; Bemidjiiiiiiiii !!!!!
It shows you how to place tiny classified ads from your one-bedroom apartment in upstate Minnesota!
Simple! Genius!
Beeeemidjiiiiiiiiiiiii!
“…and their mustaches are shiny.” – Love it!
I have this viral video pictured in my head…
Imagine the old “Whassup!!!” beer commercial, but insert “KaJABiiiiiiiiii”…
Then insert a picture of Andy Jenkins and simulate him talking back and forth to the faces of all the so called IM guru’s… Frank Kern, Mike Filsaime, Adam Horwitz, Yanik Silver, Ewen Chia, Anik Singal, etc, etc, ad nauseum…
KaJABiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!
That’s funny.
…whatever floats your boat. Man, you must be getting seriously bored searching out this kind of IM garbage. Its not exactly the kind of name that rolls off the tongue.
But let the “in” crowd have their moment of self-aggrandizement. After all, if it weren’t for all the new uber-cool membership sites popping up everywhere like demented fire ant nests in a perfect lawn, the Warriors forum would cave in under the weight of noobs clamoring for the exit…
This kind of IM crap finds me. I enjoy having my fun when it floats by.
Last parragraph is the best… very creative :p
BTW I bought xSite pro via your stinky link, hope you were duly rewarded with a generous helping of sheckels, glad I bought that, good for pumping out guttersnipes…. a good pointer from your good self.
I also bought PLR Pro or whatever its called… dunnow why you rave on about that thing, its non native nonsense spun through a babbleizer, a small step up from Markov IMHO. I may keep that one for a while… for the guttersnipes, but am not impressed TBH.
Thanks Jez. XSP is the best. I’m glad you are finding value in it.
PLRPro – I’ve been in it since day one but I understand your concern. The articles are not so great but good enough to spread into the sewers. I use them on satellite sites, maybe spiffing up a few, mash together a couple and build a hub or lens or blog for Amazon/Ebay clicks. I run the topic through The Keyword Academy Niche Refinery and see if any green keywords pop up. I might use a few to create a FCB site. It’s more about ideas. I can rewrite a batch of 10 in about 30 minutes. Easier to rewrite than create from scratch.
Thanks for the help in Griz’s absence!
See ya later
It has certainly been my pleasure. Now you folks can get back to making money.
I love it! You are so eloquent and witty!
Reading your blog always lights up my mood ! 
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Splork sez…
Kajabi Wasabi Kemo Sabe…
Are you with me camera guy? I hope that is a nod to one of my favorite informerical guys – Vince Shalomi – from slap chop and Sham Wow fame. If it is – too funny. I am easily amused….
I was wondering when you were going to get around to taking a “stabby at Kajabby”. I have “delisted” myself from most of the IM “guberus” many moons ago. But, they have probably sold my e-mail to everyone and their mother – in – law who is an affiliate for Mr. Jenkins and Mr. Callen’s shiny new toy.
My inbox has had Kajabi offers from people who I don’t even know….
Out of curiosity, I watched the intro video. Even though Mr. Jenkins is easy to listen to, I could not seem to grasp the genius of this new wiz bang product – what all the features were about – and why I needed them for xxx amount of dollars per month.
I hope the newb’s and the faithful followers of said guru’s realize that they can do anything “Wasbi Kajabi” can do – just by buying some cheap scripts or using a simple web editor – for whatever their project needs are. No need to pay a monthly when you can pay a fixed price for the tools you need.
Still can’t understand why people keep buying the lastest and greatest IM product incarnation. You would think that people that are on these lists would get a clue. But, I guess if you build it – they will come…
Robert C – The Wholesale Products Guy