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EZ Affiliate Site

August 20th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Motivation really factors into what I decide to write about. Typically I don’t really plan what to write. It just kind of pops up. Sometimes it’s from a Lost Ball comment. Maybe from a newsletter that I still get. Perhaps while wasting my employers time and finding something while surfing the net through the proxy to avoid Websense detection. I astound myself every time I come up with something to write about.

Well today, I was gifted by email. An offer for EZ Affiliate Site. “Push Button Affiliate Income System.” From Xybercode. For $97. sigh

“Generate Instant Cash While You’re Sleeping, Golfing, Mowing The Lawn, Or Plain Goofing Off - Anywhere And Anytime… The Money Keeps Rolling In!”

Sure sounds good doesn’t it? I want in. So guess who they are targeting with this abomination? Beginners. Oh it doesn’t say as much, but anyone with half a Internet marketing brain is gonna steer clear of this claptrap.

The sales copy (which is thankfully short)  details how “incredibly easy to set up” it is. For those of you who’ve been grinding your elbows on the concrete that is Internet marketing, what have you ever made money with that was easy to set up? OK, sure, push the button in Fantastico and build your blog. What? You’re done? I don’t think so. Plugins. Templates. Modifications. OK, maybe you do like I do and have a few templates already set up and plugins ready to go. Upload them. Enable them. What about your banner ads? Might want to add those. Adsense. You going with the default for all your sites or would you like channels with that order? Oohh, and let’s not even start with Ultimate Tag Warrior.

Making money is work. We seem to try to forget that reading these sales pitches.

So apparently they give you a site and host it for you. You need to add in your Adsense, Amazong and Clickbank IDs and you’re done. You just have to promote this turd. I have no idea if the site looks good because an example was not given. I have no idea if you are given a site that is not like anyone else’s. I have no idea if the sites allow you to put in articles. None of this was covered in the sales copy. Hope you like your URL because the sales page did not specify that you were given an option to host it yourself on your domain.

All anybody, newbies, is going to see is “every single day people earn tens of thousands of dollars through Adsense, Amazon and Clickbank”. They will think they can do that too with this system. Maybe it will happen. It just won’t be my money finding out.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • Ruck // Aug 20, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    LMAO….

    Nice nonchalant rant dude. I especially love the beginning where you talk about using a proxy while at work. I remember that VERY vividly.

    Anyway after reading here…which BTW would be more useful to me. I personally feel like an idiot checking 2-3 times a day to see if you wrote anything…must be busy..understandable.

    Anyway, after checking it out dude, it kinda of reminds me of Dave’s Cool Little Website. Remember what happend to that guy? His sites aren’t so cool, and neither is he. Matter of fact, I hate to say it, but right when I saw his picture all impulses and even my lunch went out the door.

    In other news, your #1 in Google for ex affiliate site xybercode LMAO…should had an affiliate link :)…or not!

    Keep on, keepin on,
    Ruck

  • Ruck // Aug 20, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    And I must be on crack cuz my comment had quite a few errors in it. Not something to expect when you write 25,000+ words a week:)

  • Barry Harmon // Aug 27, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    What amuses me about the online sales pitches is the length of the sales pages and pages and pages and pages. It never ends! And most of it makes no sense whatsoever. It’s as if all the copy is written by the same person, working from a textbook on “How to Write Boring Copy.” The other thing I love is that with most of this stuff, there is no real product — it’s just guys selling “the course” to each other! Seems just a little too close to MLM to me, but then I’m new to the action.

    Barry

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