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Adsense Whizz Kid Confusion

March 5th, 2007 · 10 Comments

Can someone ’splain to me why I get an email for the Automated Money secrets course which says that “The only catch is I will be letting 39 lucky people into the secrets” yet I go to the website and see that “The only catch is I will be letting 125, 76, 51, 39, 18 lucky people into the secrets“. So which is it ? 39 or 125? And  why can’t he seem to sell those last 18 copies? I mean, Adsense secrets for only $77! You’d think those would go super quick.

I’m thinking that if these were such incredible secrets he might be selling only 39 copies, or even 125 copies, but I seriously doubt that a sane individual would sell this for only $77. “By accepting my offer now you can become one of the select, highly fortunate wealth seekers who are permitted to see my exact strategy for creating unlimited success on Adsense.” If I had the strategy for creating unlimited success, I’m sorry, you’d either have to pay big or be family for me to divuldge the info. Why would I risk my income, by giving up my “secrets” to the public. That’s crazy, man.

I’m saving my $77.

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10 responses so far ↓

  • Jim // Mar 5, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Yep. This market niche is really too much. Look at this one, from no less a one than Jeff Alderson:

    “Regardless of what they are doing or where they are - asleep in their bed, playing a round of golf, deep sea fishing - the money keeps flooding in…

    Read on and discover a way to join the ranks of these same successful marketers in a short amount of time!

    Date: March 5, 2007
    From: Jeff Alderson

    Dear Friend,

    There’s no doubt in my mind that you’ve had enough of all those shot-in-the-dark, hit-or-miss money-making proposals. I’m also certain that you’re finally ready to do whatever it takes to be financially successful.

    I know you’ve thought about it, dreamed about… that you’ve envisioned yourself sitting behind the wheel of a quarter-million-dollar sports car or rubbing elbows with the rich and famous at some posh European resort.

    You’ve imagined what it would be like not to have any bills or any financial concerns whatsoever. You want something, you buy it. You feel restless, you get on a plane and fly to some exciting destination. It’s that simple.

    And instead of bill collectors knocking at your door, you hear only one thing…

    Opportunity!

    Finally, you can stop searching for a “better” money-making system. Why? Because Insane Web Profits IS the better system.

    And what’s really exciting is the fact that the system is rock solid…

    No matter what the search engines do or don’t do, regardless of what new money-making idea comes along, Insane Web Profits has the ultimate staying power.

    It won’t become obsolete. It won’t lose the ability to generate unlimited income. And it won’t need to be constantly updated or re-configured.

    When it comes to making money, this system is as close to perfect as you can possibly get…

    simple and direct method gives everyone the ability to gain financial success

    you have total control over the amount of income you generate

    the automated process presents, promotes, sells, and delivers the product

    you can run it successfully from either a one-person or management perspective

    the entire system can be easily duplicated over and over again…”

    And so on, and on, and on.

    And what does it cost to have all your financial woes fixed once and for all and so easily–why, only $7! Isn’t that wonderful?

  • Christian Lyrics // Mar 6, 2007 at 7:30 am

    During the last year I have unsubscribed from a number of newsletters and so called guru lists because I seem to be getting more sales pitches than actual information.

    Every day I’m becoming more and more immune to sales letter and fast money making hype.

  • Mike // Mar 7, 2007 at 9:08 am

    Adsense whiz kid had many things rehashed, there’s a lot of typo errors(urls, etc) in the e-book too that makes it unprofessional..

  • ScamHunter // Mar 7, 2007 at 4:14 pm

    I agree: “This market niche is really too much. ”

    I missed the one who would solve all my financial worries for $7 — wow, that would be a deal! But I did get the Ad-Whizzzzzzzzzzz kid. I liked the claim that someone is making 8 figures. Now ordinarily the only expression my friends and acquaintenances ever reference is 6 figures — so it took me a minute to say “okay 7 is a million and 8, ha ha ha ha” 10 million dollars a year off of Adsense, yeah right.

    And like you said, if you knew how to make 10 million dollars off Adsense would you be selling that info for $77. Too much.

    I wish I were getting immune though. The claims that aren’t so outlandish still tempt me. I was grateful that AdWhizzzzzzz kid went too far and made it completely unbelievable.

  • Reddiance // Mar 8, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    If you want to know who is earning in the $10,000,000/yearly range with Adsense, here’s one site: http://plentyoffish.wordpress.com (his blog..the actual site is http://www.plentyoffish.com )

  • Teli Adlam // Mar 8, 2007 at 7:21 pm

    Give it some time, I’m sure we’ll also see a $7 report on the real meaning of life.

    I’m not knocking the $7 report (by Jonathan), but since its launch, these $7 price points are popping up like weeds, and some of them are just (poorly done) knock-offs of other products.

    *sigh*

    ~ Teli

  • Teli Adlam // Mar 8, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    Total tangent: you’ve been tagged. :)

  • Kevin // Mar 10, 2007 at 2:55 am

    “If I had the strategy for creating unlimited success, I’m sorry, you’d either have to pay big or be family for me to divuldge the info. Why would I risk my income, by giving up my “secrets” to the public. That’s crazy, man.”

    Here’s the problem though. You assume everyone thinks the same way you do. I assure you, they do not. You assume that because you wouldn’t sell it for $77, then no one would. I don’t know whether that makes you arrogant or foolish.

    “I’m saving my $77. ”

    Keep “saving” your money. Eventually you may save yourself right out of business, lol.

    Think about it: There’s a money-back guarantee, so you have nothing to lose. So, by not taking advantage of this, whose really the one missing out here?

  • Marlow // Mar 11, 2007 at 1:00 am

    OK Kevin, you spend $77 on it, make your 8 figure income then come back and laugh at the rest of us scoffers.

  • Tom // Mar 21, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    I thought he would’ve been back by now. :)

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